Non Tone Deaf People Plea: Please Don’t Turn Moana into a Sing-A-Long
A representative of the Society for People Who Can Actually Hear the Notes You Sing released a statement today publicly pleading tone-deaf singers to not try and sing the songs from the new Disney hit...
View ArticleCharities Your Favorite Disney Princesses Want You to Donate To
It’s the holiday season, and with the new year approaching, it’s a great time to think about how to give back. Not sure which cause is nearest to your heart? Let your favorite Disney princesses be your...
View ArticleDisney Controversially Turns LeFou Into a Stone Cold Murderer
As anyone who follows me on twitter — or listens when I shout incoherently out my window at night– knows, I am equal parts excited and apprehensive about the new live action remake of my favorite...
View ArticleBeauty and the Beast is Secretly a Failed Superhero Origin Story
The new live action remake of the classic 1991 animated Beauty and the Beast came out last weekend, and it tried to pour some asphalt into the plot holes Disnerds have been cheekily pointing out for...
View ArticleDisney World Should Replace Rivers of Light with a Moana Water Musical...
Look, I’m just gonna say the thing we all know. Rivers of Light is boring. In case you don’t know, because you spend time outside and not on Disney Park’s YouTube page, Rivers of Light is the new...
View ArticleI Didn’t Want Frozen 2 Until the Trailer Came Out and Now It’s All I Want
It always happens when you’re not looking for it. You’re going about your day, working, running errands, organizing your collection of Disney vinylmation figurines, and it’s nowhere on your mind. And...
View ArticleSansa and Arya: The Stark Dark Disney Princesses of Game of Thrones
Game of Thrones is over. It hurts. Both because it was a staple of our lives we all loved and enjoyed together for over eight years, and also because after a ground breaking, impossibly good, world...
View ArticleExclusive: Alternate Ending to Disney’s Frozen 2
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View ArticleDisney Sorting Hat: Princesses Who Aren’t Princesses Edition
It’s a beautiful day to sort fictional characters into fictional houses of a fictional magic school! Almost as important as saving lives. Today we’re sorting Disney heroines – that is, the Disney...
View ArticleCorona Watch 2020: A Disney Channel Original Movie Edition – Smart House Part 1
Well. The world is on fire. We’re stuck in our homes — unless you’re unable to be, a dick, or a necessary health care/pharmacy/delivery/sanitary/security worker (love to the first and the last). All...
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